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Bandit Heeler Brisbane Queensland Australia Dear Bandit, I enjoyed reading your letter about Bluey's visit from the Tooth Fairy. I don't know the exchange-rate, but I'm surprised someone sold her a toffee apple for five dollars - sounds to me like she got ripped off! Well, our big news is... Littles lost a tooth! This freaked me out more than a little because I was expecting it to be at least a year until this started happening. Coming to terms with the fact that my baby isn't a baby is always hard, but when irrefutable biological facts start weighing in on the argument, it's truly infuriating! Perhaps that's why it's so popular to infantilise children by presenting the Tooth Fairy as fact rather than a game. It's an outright rebellion against their growing up! I noticed it was wobbly when she was eating chopped up apple with peanut butter dip, and complained there was a bit of apple skin stuck between her teeth. Nothing unusual about that, so I went to ...

Bandit Heeler Brisbane Queensland Australia Dear Bandit, Litttles and I have, surpassing all previous efforts, invented the best game ever. Two or more people say "Toast and honey, that's so funny" at gradually increasing volumes, starting with a whisper, until you're yelling it at each other at the top of your lungs, and one of you gives up. Then Littles says "Again!" If you would rather Bluey and Bingo not be made aware of this, I will, of course, respect your wishes, on receipt of a large cash sum. Give my love to Chilli and the girls, All the best, Alastair.