Re: By any other name

Bandit Heeler
Brisbane 
Queensland
Australia

Dear Bandit,

I enjoyed your letter about making up names for your kids. I hope Sharalanda and Shooby-Doowa are well!

Silly things we have called Littles include, but are not limited to: Buzz, Buzzcake, Cake, The Cake, Bubble, Bubble-Wubble, Bubbleheid, Bubba, Babba, Babba-Wabba, Babba-Wabba Diddle Doo, and Fluffybum McBumface. I long for the days when she was too young to object to any of those!

Today she insisted that she is "not silly" immediately after declaring "Jumping on Daddy Poo-Poo is fun!" After she had repeatedly called me "Daddy Poo-Poo", but objected strenuously to being called "Littles Poo-Poo", I introduced her to the delightful Scottish phrase - "Ye can dish it oot, but ye cannae take it!" 

Roughly translated, it points out and criticises a perceived double standard.

Give my love to Chilli and the girls, 

Best wishes,


Alastair.

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